12.14.07 (9:16 am) [edit]
Things you should hope to never hear, but which we have heard recently in our home....or, in the alternative, things you hope you never have to say in your home.
"Get that fork out of your nose". DH to 1/2 Pint last night at the dinner table.."
"GET YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY CROTCH!!" Dh to Monster yesterday while he was um...enthroned. Monster is a bit too curious about some things, (and I believe, personally responsible for the chronic constipation suffered by family members. We are all afraid. Very very afraid LOL.)
"Get the Cat's head out of your mouth!" Me to monster, various days, ongoing issue.
"Well honey, Santa has a blue nose because...." Me, trying to explain something I did not understand to 3/4 Pint who was asking why Santa had a blue nose. I still do not understand why Santa has a blue nose because I was totally and completely unaware that Santa, in fact, had a blue nose. I do not think I answered her question well.
"Get that fork out of your nose". DH to 1/2 Pint last night at the dinner table.."
"GET YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY CROTCH!!" Dh to Monster yesterday while he was um...enthroned. Monster is a bit too curious about some things, (and I believe, personally responsible for the chronic constipation suffered by family members. We are all afraid. Very very afraid LOL.)
"Get the Cat's head out of your mouth!" Me to monster, various days, ongoing issue.
"Well honey, Santa has a blue nose because...." Me, trying to explain something I did not understand to 3/4 Pint who was asking why Santa had a blue nose. I still do not understand why Santa has a blue nose because I was totally and completely unaware that Santa, in fact, had a blue nose. I do not think I answered her question well.
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 12.16.07 (4:33 pm)
I too was unaware that Santa had a blue nose. Some things we can only learn from wee ones.
