WIND ADVISORY from Your Early Warning Neighborhood Forecast


Yeah. Well.

They didn't tell me that it would be enough to pick up the 16 foot trampoline...and sail it right over the five foot pasture fence....and carry it clear across the pasture.....which is about um....six football fields long.....

and end up 600 yards away from my home, in the corner, resting up against the other side of the fence.

I haven't had my second cuppa yet, so haven't put on my farmer boots, my farmer jeans, my farmer coat and my farmer snoopy hat with the farmer ear flaps and the farmer chin strap and farmer walked out through the farmer pasture to see where the farmer trampoline ended up.

And if the farmer trampoline survived (I can barely see the farmer legs of the farmer trampoline sticking up out of the great blue farmer fabric of the farmer trampoline.......)

Then I will farmer figure out how to farming get the farmer trampoline back into the farmer yard and then farmer STAKE it into the farmer earth so the farmer WIND doesn't farmer blow it away again.

Happy farm day everyone !!